Ko te 'The Humpty Dance' ka awhina i nga kotiro momona ki te whakaaro he tika ta ratou ki te harikoa, ahakoa kei te tautohetohe tatou mo nga whakaahua bikini Kardashian hou kore mana.
Ko te 17% anake o te whakama ki te whakaae i muri i taku rongonga mo te whakaahua bikini o Khloe Kardashian me te kore e hiahia kia kite te ao, ko te mea tuatahi i mahia e au ko te rapu i te whakaahua.He ngawari rawa te kimi.I mau a Kardashian i tetahi kakahu e rua-waahanga he mea hanga ki te papanga taatai kararehe kua herea ki runga i te miro pango.Whakawhiti paku o waewae ki runga i ou huha, kaore he whakapaipai, he ataata ngawari ina hiahia to kuia e aroha ana ki a koe ki te tango pikitia i a koe.
Ehara i te mea kaore au i te aroha ki a Kardashian.He wahine ahau, a ka mau ia i nga pikitia whakamataku i runga i te Ipurangi.engari ehara i te pono.He ahua ataahua, he ngawari me te harikoa—engari kaore i te rite mo te kai ka oho te whakapaipai.I roto i nga tau, kua whakamahia e nga Kardashians a ratou takoha ki nga paerewa ataahua e kore e taea te whakatutuki e te ahurea rongonui, me te whakatenatena i nga wahine taitamariki ka taea te whakatutuki i tenei taumata ataahua ma te hoko tika i roto i te oranga.(Ko te tii ngaro o te puku me te ngutu ngutu he putea timata.) He whakaata te paapori pāpori e whakaatu ana he aha, ko wai hoki e pirangitia ana.He kikokore te hope, he kikokore te ahua o te kanohi.Anei he tātari ka taea te mahi e rua.
Ko tenei whakaahua matapōkere o Kardashian i puta i runga i te Ipurangi ko te Ruānuku o Oz, he wa kei muri i nga whakaaturanga.I patai tetahi hoa i runga i Twitter mo tenei whakaari Kardashian hou, me te whakaaro he aha tatou, te iwi whanui, kaore i te mohio ko te pakihi a te whanau he pakihi maha piriona taara i hangaia i runga i te rama pai rawa atu, te hokohoko whakaahua, me te taikaha I tua atu i te wawata o te kai. me te korikori tinana, kare tonu au i te tino mohio mo te pokanga kirihou me etahi atu tikanga.I peke ahau ki te kaupapa me te tohu i etahi wa ka mahia e matou te whare herehere, ahakoa he teka ataahua he teka, a ehara i te mea ngawari ki te pupuri i to ahua.
Engari, kaore ano a Cardi B e whakararuraru i te paparazzi e mau ana i tana mahi, no te mea he pono te wahine ki tana hunga whakarongo mai i te ra tuatahi, mo te ahua o tana ahua kaore i oti.Kua kite matou i a ia e mau ana i te kore whakapaipai, e mau potae ana, e mau ana i nga momo kakahu katoa.Kaore au i te mohio he aha te kaupapa o te maia o Cardi B.Engari no naianei, i timata ahau ki te mohio ko tetahi wahanga o ahau i ahu mai i etahi kupu o te waiata, a ko te pae tino rongonui ko te pukumahi i roto i te wharepaku o Burger King.
Ko te waiata "The Humpty Dance" i waiatahia e Shock G me Digital Underground.Kare au i whakaaro mo tenei roopu tangata mo nga tau maha, engari i taku mohiotanga kua mate ia i tera wiki i te 57 o ona tau, me penei taku ahua.Akene ko te waina ma i inu ahau i tera po, engari na ana rongo mo te matenga o Shock G i hoki mai ai ahau ki mua.
I tukuna e Digital Underground “The Humpty Dance” i te tau 1990 i te 5 oku tau.I ngaro te riipene puoro ki te waiata a MC Hammer "E kore e taea e koe te pa ki tenei" mo te riipene rap pai rawa atu i te MTV Video Music Awards i taua tau.He tamare MC Hammer taku mau tarau elf kanapa papura.Ki taku whakaaro ko te waiata whakahirahira a Shock G i whakaahuahia hei kaiwaiata toka paati kei runga i taku radar.Engari ko tenei waiata pea te rangatira o te reo irirangi i tera wa, a, i te wa e taraiwa haere ana i te taone nui, ka uru nga kupu ki roto i taku hinengaro rangatahi.
Kare e taea e koe te uta i te taumaha ki muri o nga kupu.I etahi wa ka oma kaika ratou, ka whakakakahu noa ranei te kaihaka hei ahua tangata, inaa, ko Humpty Hump te tangata ake o Shock G.Engari i te wa e rap ana a Shock G, he aha te ahua o "The Humpty Dance" ko te waenganui o te waiata, "Ki taku whakaaro he tino kitea, he pai ki ahau te tuhi."He momo rerekee o te reo tenei ka whakakiia to karaehe 10 ki enei kupu Ko te taumahatanga o te koroke, ko koe anake te mea hei whakamaarama i to tiaki i a koe i muri i te kura.Ka akiaki koe ki te neke whakamuri i roto i te puoro kia kitea etahi atu pono.
I roto i te riipene whakaata puoro, i pupuhihia me te iti o te putea, i ohooho a Shock G te hopuoro ko Humpty Hump.Ka mau ia i te potae huruhuru ma me te tohu iri, he koti koti, he here polka-dot ma ki tona kaki, he here polka-dot pango tuarua ki ona pakihiwi, me te ihu kirihou rūpahu.Mohiti.I te wa i timata ai a Humpty ki te rap i tana ahua katakata, kare i taea e taku kura kura te whakahē.
I te tekau tau 90, he taumaha rawa pea a D, he tangata aroha taumaha i te kainga, engari kei te noho tonu te momi, pera i enei ra, he rite tonu ki te kore e noho taikaha i te nuinga o nga porowhita.Heoi, i te karangatanga a Humpty Hump: “E, koe, e te kotiro momona, haere mai ki konei—he mokemoke koe?”Ki ahau nei, ehara tenei i te ahua o te maminga kino mo te tinana wahine.He mea whakamere.I taku pakeketanga, i muri i taku wheako ki te tuwha a te tangata i te kupu “Fat b–!”Ka paopaohia, he harikoa, he rawe te tangi o te paera a Humpty.
He tangata e whakaatu ana i ona hiahia, e whakaatu ana ka taea e nga tinana o nga ahua me nga rahi te hiahia i mua i te aroaro o te iwi, me te pai ki te koa: "Ae, ka kiia koe he momona/Tirohia ahau, he kikokore ahau /Kare ano i mutu. Kaore au i te pukumahi ano."I taku mihi ki a Shock G me te waina ma i roto i te pakiwaitara Instagram, i kaha ahau ki te korero i taua tautohetohe.I uru mai tetahi hoa kikokore ki roto i taku korero motuhake me te korero ko enei tutaki ehara i te mea e pa ana ki nga kotiro momona e hiahia ana ki te takaro.He maha nga tau e whakamahi ana ia i te anga angiangi i whakahuahia e Humpty Hump hei whakapumau i a ia ano i mua i te marenatanga.
Kare au e pirangi ki te tohe i te mata o mua o te tinana ki runga i a Shock G. Ko te tohutohu o “The Humpty Dance” kaore i te tino pakeke me te tino kaha.He kikokore nga kotiro i roto i te riipene whakaata hei whakaawe i nga paapori pāpori hou.Ko wai ka mohio ko wai a Shock G e whakaiti ana i te ira tangata.
Engari e whakapono ana ahau ko tana tirohanga rite mo te hari kei tua atu i tenei kongakonga.I te mutunga o te waiata, ka kii a Humpty kaore ia i te whakama mo tona ihu—”He rite te nui ki te kimchi!”I roto i te pukaemi kotahi o "Doowutchyalike", ka tono a Shock G i nga tangata o nga karaehe katoa me nga tae kiri ki te wetewete i o ratou kakahu ka peke ki te puna kaukau..He tau i muri mai, ka tukuna e Digital Underground "No Nos Job".Ahakoa ka uru tenei waiata ki roto i te wahanga o te whakaiti tinana, ko tana tino korero ko te ihu, ngutu me te reke o nga wahine mangumangu e kore e tika kia whakatikaia e te pokai kirihou.I kii ano a Shock G i te apo o nga tangata rongonui kia kaha ake te raru: "Ko enei katoa e kiia nei ko nga tangata rongonui kua hokona nga miriona rekoata me te kore e kii he kawenga / I kite tetahi kotiro i a koe i runga i tetahi whakaaturanga pouaka whakaata / E 6 noa ona tau ka kii , 'Mama, kare au e pai ki taku ihu!'/He aha koe i porearea ai te mahunga o to tamaiti/Ka taea e koe te hanga i tetahi atu moenga wai koura?!”
I tohu a Shock G ka taea e nga kotiro iti te whakapohehe i o raatau whakaaro ma te panui e kai ana ratou.No reira, ka haere nga tau, ka tipu haere taku tinana, ka puāwai, ka huna e Mingda iti te hiahia mo te kotiro momona i roto i tona ngakau, ka hoki mai ano, kaore pea i te mea rereke..I te wa e ngana ana tetahi ahurea e whakangao ana ki te hiranga tino kikokore ki te korero mai ki ahau kaore au e whakaaetia kia pai ki te tinana i runga i tetahi taumaha karekau e tika kia hiahiatia, he tohutohu taku, ahakoa te iti, whakapono ki te kore, haere tonu ki te rapu. te hari me te koa.Ko te whakaaro o te marea me titiro ahau ki taku tinana kaore i aukati i ahau ki te mahi.Kaore he take mo te kaukau Burger King.
Mena ka mataki tonu koe ki nga taangata e whai ana koe i runga i te Instagram, ka whakamahia e koe o raatau huha ki te hopu i nga kaiwhaiwhai me te akiaki i a koe ki te hoko i nga mea e hokona ana e koe.Ka iti ake pea te iti o nga bikini kikorangi o muri e pai ana ki o huha, ka nui ake te whakamahi a Lizzo i tona tinana ki te manaaki i a koe i te wa e whakakorikori ana koe, ka koa ki te whakanui me te wawata.Ka huri pea koe ki te #bookstagram ka kite i nga pukapuka ataahua e tuu ana ki te taha o te kapu ti, penei i a Sabrina Strings' "Te Wehi o te Tinana Pango: Te Takenga Iwi o te Wehi Momo", e hono ana te lipophobia ki te kaikiri.Ko The Body is Not a Apology or Sonya Renee Taylor's The Body is Not a Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love with Taylor's Black body is lavishly opened on the cover, inviteing you to reve in your own body.He ataata ranei na Adrienne Maree Brown, te kaituhi o te pukapuka Happy Activism: Feeling Good Politics.Ka korerotia e ia enei kupu hei whakarangatira i a koe, kaua e whakama.Mena ka tohe a Instagram ki te hoko mea ki a koe, he aha koe e kore ai e hoko i nga mea e whangai ana koe?
Mai i te kore kainga tae noa ki te upoko o te emepaea hikoi, ko Jaysse Lopez te "kotahi te morehu" Panui kua rite a Shedeur Sanders ki te mawehe atu i te marumaru o tona papa a Deion, ka noho hei rama rangatira Inaianei ko te panui i nga whanaungatanga whanau ka tino pai te keemu a Grambling-Tennessee State. mo tenei Maahine panui tonu
Ko enei pukapuka me enei kaikawe wahine mangumangu ko te tikanga kua kore au e tiaki i aku hiahia me oku hiahia ki nga kupu o te waiata rap 30 tau te pakeke.Engari e whakaatu ana tenei i te kaha o te mahi a Shock G.I roto i nga kupu torutoru, i hanga e ia he raiti tino kaha hei awhina i ahau ki te pupuri i taku kiritau i roto i te ngaru o te weriweri ki a ia ano.Ka maumaharatia a Shock G me Digital Underground mo o raatau koha ki te waiata, me te tumanako ka maumahara ano nga maharatanga mo Shock G mo te arahi i a tatou katoa ki te ngahau.
Ko Minda Honey he kaituhi me te kaiwhakarewa o TAUNT i Louisville, Kentucky.Ka whakapaua e ia tona wa waatea i roto i te oranga i tua atu i nga kare-a-roto me te whakanui i ona hoa i runga i nga paapori pāpori.
Wā tuku: Sep-04-2021